Invisible Nympho

So, a couple of weeks ago this chick tried to friendzone me over the internet, through skype. We met each other online and we had a lot in common and there was a beautiful romance blooming between us until... she sent me a photo of what she looked like... ...fuck. Let's just say she fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch...

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What's your the happiest memory of your life ? What's the one defining moment that stands out from all the other moments throughout your existance that was just perfect ? What's the most geniune and honest experience that by even just thinking about it you get overwhelmed by pure joy ? I'll tell you mine. When i was eight years old, me and...

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RT @GriffinGlasshse: Eight things you didn't know about magic mushrooms - Telegraph http://t.co/M0YsinZbiT — Wholecelium (@wholecelium) September 1, 2015 Psilocybin is a naturally occurring psychedelic compound produced by several hundreds of species of mushrooms, known as psilocybin mushrooms or better known in popular culture as Magic Mushrooms or "Shrooms".The most widest available are members of the genus Psilocybin Cubensis. Once ingested, psilocybin is...

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Two weeks ago i was wrestling naked with a (female) Romanian prostitute. (don't ask, don't tell)   and it gave me this idea...  The Ultimate Fucking Championships™. Since a lot of people (idiots) seem to have a problem with WMMA (Women´s Mixed Martial Arts:  ,  (Ronda Rousey, UFC Bantamweight champion) ...here's a sexy-ass solution for you misoginist pricks. Put two naked women in...

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